No #Bennite should be without The Tom Riley Talker! Our newest version now contains over 40 sound bites and phrases! Just press the red button and it plays your favorite phrases from the Bad Ben Series! Always a top seller, get yours today! Ships in 5 business days!
NOTE: Many of these phrases are NOT safe for work!
Here is a full list of phrases on the talker:
BONUS! | BAD BEN SQUEAL |
BRING IT OUT, IS IT BREATHING? |
NOT BAD FOR A SHERIFF’S SALE. |
WHAT IS THAT SMELL? | WALMART? I WAS HOPING FOR JC PENNEY. |
I’M TOM RILEY, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? |
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE WHORES! | I WAS OK UNTIL THAT ANAL PROBING. |
STOP IT! | WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO? |
WELL FUCK YOU! |
HOW DARE YOU? | THIS HOUSE OF HORRORS! |
SON OF A BITCH! |
UGH! | IT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING! |
GOOD DOGS! |
I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, THIS IS MY HOME. |
I’M DEAD! |
YOU…ARE NOT A NICE PERSON. |
I’M NOT SCARED OF YOU. | FUCK MY LIFE |
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BRING THIS GALACTIC FLYING TUB OF METAL SHIT TO THE GOUND! |
WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS WAS THAT? | TOM SCREAMS |
WHY DID YOU PEOPLE BRING ME BACK HERE? |
HEY, GOD DAMN IT! | WHO’S IN HERE? |
I WAS THINKING MAYBE I’LL BECOME A PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR. |
FUCK! | IT’S STARTING. | NOW THIS IS A POWERFUL AIR-CONDITIONER…IT’LL BLOW YOU RIGHT OFF THE TOILET SEAT IF YOU’RE UNDER THE VENT. |
SHIT! | FOR FUCK'S SAKE | I’M DOING THIS FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY… BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE PAYING ME. |
The Crescent Moon Clown Laugh |
I HAD A THREE LEGGED CAT I DELIVERED THE KITTENS FROM. | I’M OKAY. I’M JUST LIKE ONE OF THOSE FAINTING GOATS. |
EVERYBODY KNOWS ME.
I’M KINDA WELL KNOWN. |
WHICH FUCKING KARDASHIAN ARE YOU? COSMO? |
MR. & MRS. BIGGINS |
LUCINDA NO! | BIGGIN’S DRIVE TIME |